just because the first amendment is the first one on the list doesn’t mean it triumphs over the other amendments. basically, you have freedom of religion but everyone in this fucking country is protected from discrimination per the fourteenth amendment so quit using your religion and mediocre knowledge of the law to justify degrading other human beings. k thanx. bye.



i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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so dean’s talking in an even deeper and growlier voice for demon!dean

soon he will pass out of the range of human hearing and sam will just be staring at his mouth opening and closing as he speaks in a sub-audible tone that can only be heard by whales

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can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually


This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

(Source: presidentbear, via slumber-party-of-fandoms)

“Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff.”
—Daniel Radcliffe for London Magazine (x)

(Source: potterbird, via some-atoms)



what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

(via oclitteration)


this is the most accurate tweet ever tweeted by anyone ever, not even debatable.


this is the most accurate tweet ever tweeted by anyone ever, not even debatable.

(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via oclitteration)


One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

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watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via oclitteration)





whoever made these is a god

that would be frenums

Making this happen again. 

that skeleton is the equivalent of this god awful website

(Source: fruitandfitspo, via oclitteration)


Honest Trailers - Divergent (x)

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